An American sailor walks up to a urinal and starts peeing...

... A few seconds later, a fellow Irish sailor goes to the urinal next to him and starts peeing. The American's eyes start to wander, and he can't help but look down at the Irish man's penis and notice a "W" and "Y" tattooed down there. "I'm really sorry that I looked over," says the American, "but i have to ask. Why do you have a 'WY' tatooed on your penis?" "You got me," responds the Irish sailor. "Me girl back home is named Wendy, and the tattoo says 'Wendy' when fully erect." The American nods and goes on his way. A few days later, the American...

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My friend told me this joke a while ago, and I thought that it was pretty good:

A man goes to a restaurant and sits down to eat. The waiter comes by and asks him what he would like to eat. The man says, “I’ll have one of your world-famous burgers with lettuce and onions on it.” The waiter responds, “I’m sorry sir, but we’re fresh out of onions.” “Oh, that’s fine. I’ll just have some French Onion Soup, then.” “Sir, I told you, we’re out of onions.” “I understand. I’ll have some onion-stuffed quesadilla.” “Sir for the last time, we are out of onions.” “Alright, alright! I hear you! I’m not that hungry anyways, I’ll just get...

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Doctor: Well, it looks like you're pregnant.

Woman: Oh my God, I'm pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are....

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Everyone knows Albert Einstein was a genius...

but his brother, Frank, was a real monster....

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Everything We Definitely Know About 'The Room's Tommy Wiseau

Everything We Definitely Know About 'The Room's Tommy Wiseau Tommy Wiseau directed the legendarily awful 2003 motion picture "The Room"; this we know for certain. Beyond that, things start to get murky. November 24, 2017 at 10:06PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2A3W9...

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Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned.

The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asks,...

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They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship

Not sure if it's my wife or my girlfriend....

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