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Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 4, 2019

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive

They would eventually find me attractive.

I came across 6 men beating up my mother in law. My wife asked "aren't you going to help?"

I said no, 6 should be enough.

My therapist said that I have trouble interpreting social cues.

I think she wants to sleep with me.

My son just accused me of lying.

I wouldn’t mind, but I don’t even have any children!

A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac, and a masochist are at a mental institution.

The zoophile says, “Let’s fuck a cat.”

The sadist says, “Let’s fuck a cat and then torture it.”

The murderer says, “Let’s fuck a cat, torture it, and then kill it.”

The necrophile says, “Let’s fuck a cat, torture it, kill it, and then fuck it again.”

The pyromaniac says, “Let’s fuck a cat, torture it, kill it, fuck it again, and then burn it.”

The masochist says, “Meow.”

If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks....

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

A father in law