...there's a special place in hello for you.
Thứ Bảy, 1 tháng 6, 2019
Thứ Sáu, 31 tháng 5, 2019
3 friends were bragging about who had the most sex...
Friend 1 said ”You all have nothing on me, I go to the bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I Corvette to work everyday and I got a 8.5 inch penis. I have slept with over 1000 different women.”
Friend 2 said ”Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynecologist doctor at the highest rated hospital in the world. I make $850k a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis. I have slept with well over 5000 women.”
Friend 3 said ”I have you all beat. I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”
A 10 year old girl asks her mother... “Mommy, How was I born?”
The mother smiled and replies... “Once upon a time your father and I planted a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the soil and I looked after it. Every day I gave it water and fertilizer. After a while the seed started to grow into a lovely plant with pretty green leaves. After a few months the plant grew big and healthy with lots of buds. When the plant was about 4 feet tall we cut it down and dried it.
Then we smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom.
Two guys were working at the airport, when a foreigner walked up to them. He asked them in Spanish, where the luggage pick up was. Neither could understand him, so they raised their hands and shook their heads that they don't understand...
He asked again, in German.
Again, the two workers did not understand him.
He tried in Polish and then again in French, but both times, the employees couldn't understand him.
He walked away trying to find someone else who could help him.
One guy turned to the other guy and said, "You know, maybe we should learn a second language."
"Why would you want to do that?" replied the other guy.
"It would help out in situations like the one we just had."
"What good would knowing a second language be? That guy knew 4 and it didn't help him any."
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