Shit, wrong thread.
Chủ Nhật, 16 tháng 6, 2019
I'm a programmer, my wife works part-time in tech support. (NSFW)
Last Friday night, we felt a little frisky, so we made a trip to the bedroom. For her, everything went great. For me... Not so much. An hour later, I had yet to climax once.
So my wife had a brilliant idea. She went to our living room, grabbed some books we'd bought so we could teach our kids to read. Real boring stuff, really. So she cracks one open and starts reading in a monotone. A few minutes later, I'm bored out of my mind.
Then, suddenly, she reaches over and starts jacking me off. Bam! Instant fountain.
"That was great, but how'd you know that was gonna work?" I asked her afterwards.
"Oh, it was easy. Just had to turn you off and on again."
A man steps into a bar and orders a beer. "o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please."
The Bartender responds "Hey buddy. I used to stutter all the time too, but it stopped right after my wife gave me a blowjob. I suggest you try the same."
After the man hears this, he quickly drinks his beer and leaves. The next day the man comes to the bar again. "o-o-o-one b-beer p-p-please."
The bartender chuckles "My suggestion didn't work, did it?"
The man responds "n-n-no b-b-but y-you h-have a n-n-nice h-h-house."
Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 6, 2019
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