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Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 6, 2019
Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape...
Old man is sitting on his porch when he sees little johnny walking down the street with a wagon full of tape. He thinks and then screams out, "HEY KID!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT DUCT TAPE?!!!".
Johnny responds back, "I'm going to go catch some ducks"
The man, puzzled says, "You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"
Johnny walks on without response and the old timer continues on the porch. An hour passes and the old man sees little Johnny proudly marching back with a wagon of ducks.
The next day the old man is sitting on the porch and along comes Johnny with a wagon with his piggy bank.
Again he got curious and shouted out to him, "HEY KID!!! WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT PIGGY BANK?!!!"
Little Johnny says back, "I'm gonna go catch some pigs!"
The old man just shouts, "YOU CAN'T CATCH PIGS WITH A PIGGY BANK!!!"
Again Johnny walks down the road and the man sat on his porch only to be amazed again an hour later with a wagon full of pig.
The next day the old timer is on his porch and sees little Johnny dragging a wagon full of pussy willows.
The old man shouts "HEY KID!!! .... LET ME GET MY COAT!!!!"
Grandpa snoops in the medicine cabinet and
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in the bathroom medicine cabinet, he asked his son about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow."
Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
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