Kid asks mom "Mom, what is dark humor?"

Mom: "See that man over there with no arms? Ask him to clap" Kid: "But mom I'm blind" Mom: "Exactly"...

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The Apple That Could Change An Industry

The Apple That Could Change An Industry After two decades of research and development, WA 38 lands this fall. It could disrupt an entire industry. July 18, 2019 at 10:07PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2YUSA...

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How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?

Just make it the last 10 digits of pi. (Credit to my cousin)...

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When I got home my wife had 2 gorgeous friends with her.

She said, we were just talking about having a foursome if you're up to it... She smiled and winked. 2 minutes later I appeared naked with my dick in my hand.. They all had tennis rackets in theirs....

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Steve. Just because he's irrelephant doesn't mean we don't use his name....

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass....

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A Man Walks Into a Tattoo Shop Asking for $100 bill on penis

A man walks into a tattoo shop and asks to get $100 bill tattooed on his dick. The tattoo artist is surprised and intrigued by this request. "Uh, are you sure about this sir?" "Yes, I'm sure and I'm willing to pay whatever." "Ok. May I ask why this particular tattoo in this particular spot? It's not going to be comfort---" The man cuts him off and explains again that he is sure and asks how much money is needed. The two agree on a price and the tattoo artist begins to prep. He asks the man again before starting if he is sure. "Yes," he answers,...

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