Why the head of the penis is larger than the shaft.

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a mans' penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study was incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of $2 million,...

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What’s the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and Diarrhea. Your running, but can’t remember where....

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I was sitting on the toilet and having a poop when the clock struck midnight.

Same shit, different day....

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I'm AMERICAN and I BLEED red, white and blue!

I really should see a doctor about it, but I can't afford the copay....

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Little Johnny has issues at school [Long] NSFW

Little Johnny: Dad my math teacher has called you to school Dad: and why’s that ? Little Johnny : he asked what’s 6x9 and I said 54. He then asked what’s 9x6... Dad: isn’t that the same fucking question again? Little Johnny: that’s exactly what I said !?! Next day Little Johnny: Dad did you go to see my teacher? Dad : No Little Johnny: Don’t bother. You’ll need to see the principal now. Dad: what now ?!? Little Johnny: the PE teacher asked me to lift my left arm first, then my right arm, then my left foot and then my right foot ! Dad: what the...

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A woman is bathing her 7 year old son, the kid looks at his wrinkled ballsack and asks...

Mom, is this my brain? The mother replies: not yet son, not yet......

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A blonde wants to travel abroad.

She parks her car in front of a bank near the airport and gets out with her trolleys. She then enters the bank and walks to the next teller. Blonde: Hello, I want to get a loan for $1000,- Teller: Very well. But I need a credit security in order to grant you that loan. Blonde: How about my car? It is right in front of the bank entrance. The teller takes a look through the glass door: Very well, this car is valuable enough. The blonde and the teller exchange keys and loan. After that, the blonde walks off with her trolleys and gets to her airplane. Two...

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