Why?
Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 6, 2020
My favourite joke :)
A guy driving a nice new Mercedes parks along the side of a road and opens the door but a car drives by at the same time and rips the door off the car before coming to a stop.
The Mercedes driver runs up to the car and starts yelling at the driver: ‘look at what you’ve done to my brand new Mercedes, it’s completely wrecked!’
The other driver replies: ‘wow you’re a real capitalist pig, you care so much about your stupid car you haven’t even realised your arm has been ripped off your body!’
Hearing this the Mercedes driver panics and shouts: ‘oh fuck, my Rolex!’
An Engineer goes to Hell.
The first thing he notices is, it's awful hot. So he goes and checks the A/C system, and notices a missing belt. He replaces it, and soon it's a cool 78F.
The next thing he notices, is that all the TVs are showing nothing but static. He checks the satellite dish, and sees it's misaligned. He makes some adjustments, and soon every TV is showing 500 channels of HD entertainment.
Finally, he goes to the bar, but the bartender says they haven't had beer for ages. The Engineer checks the tap, finds a faulty valve, and replaces it.
God looks down and says, "What the Hell's going on down here? Everybody's having fun!"
Satan says, "Well ever since you sent us that Engineer, things just seem to get better and better."
"An Engineer?" says God. "There must be some mistake. I would never send you an Engineer! I demand you send him back."
But Satan refuses.
"If you don't send him back," says God, "I'll sue!"
Satan looks at him, astonished.
"Where are YOU going to find a LAWYER?"
A woman pregnant with triplets was shot in the belly three times.
She was rushed to the hospital and was assessed. The doctor told her “each one of your babies has been shot, but the good news is that the wounds are not life threatening. And even better news where they were shot, the bullets will come out on their own.” The mother is patched up and gives birth a month later to two healthy girls and one healthy boy.
Eighteen years later one of the girls ran up to their mother in tears, “mom! I was having a tinkle and a bullet came out of me!” Mom calmed the daughter down and explained what happened before she was born. The next day the second of the two girls ran to her mother crying, “Mom! I went to have a tinkle and this bullet came out of me!” Again, the mother calmed her daughter down and explained what happened to her before she was born.
The next day the son ran to his mother in a panic, “Mom! MOM!!!” Mother replies, “let me guess, you went to tinkle and a bullet came out?” Son replies, “No! I was jerking off and I shot the dog!!!!”
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