The first thing he notices is, it's awful hot. So he goes and checks the A/C system, and notices a missing belt. He replaces it, and soon it's a cool 78F.
The next thing he notices, is that all the TVs are showing nothing but static. He checks the satellite dish, and sees it's misaligned. He makes some adjustments, and soon every TV is showing 500 channels of HD entertainment.
Finally, he goes to the bar, but the bartender says they haven't had beer for ages. The Engineer checks the tap, finds a faulty valve, and replaces it.
God looks down and says, "What the Hell's going on down here? Everybody's having fun!"
Satan says, "Well ever since you sent us that Engineer, things just seem to get better and better."
"An Engineer?" says God. "There must be some mistake. I would never send you an Engineer! I demand you send him back."
But Satan refuses.
"If you don't send him back," says God, "I'll sue!"
Satan looks at him, astonished.
"Where are YOU going to find a LAWYER?"
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