He says, “For your bravery and dedication, you will be greatly rewarded. This is what we’re going to do: choose any length of your body to be measured, and I will give you as many million dollars as feet the part you chose is long.”
The first soldier spreads his arms as much as he can and asks to be measured from fingertip to fingertip. He gets 5 million dollars.
The second soldier stands upright and asks to be measured from head to toes. He gets 6 million dollars.
The third soldier asks to be measured from dick to balls.
“Are you sure?” the general asks, baffled.
The soldier nods and unzips his pants. The general simply shrugs and begins to measure his dick. Then, he stops.
“Soldier, where are your testicles?”
“At Vietnam, sir.”
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