FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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A nun is taking a bath and hears a knock on the door. The nun asks, “Who is it?” A man replies, “It’s the blind man!” Thinking, oh he’s blind what harm could it do she then responds “Come in.” A man comes through the door with a utility belt around his waist and tape measure in hand. He looks at the nun and says “Nice tits, where you want the blinds?”
"I don't want to be rude, but can I please hide under your dress? I'll explain later." Said the man.
"Go ahead", answered the nun.
Two high ranked army-officers walk up and ask the nun: "have you, by any coincidence, seen a soldier?"
After the officers disappear the soldier leaves the dress and says: "thank you so much! I don't want to go to Afghanistan! My apologies, but I got to say that you have a nice pair of legs."
The nun responded: "should have looked higher, you would have seen the nicest pair of balls. I also don't want to go to Afghanistan!"
A couple wants to have sex but their 8 year old son named Timmy is in the house. To get him out of the house, they give him an ice pop and they tell him to sit on the front porch and shout out everything that he sees while they try to pull a quickie. Timmy starts to point everything out.
“Mailman stopped by.” Timmy says.
“The Andersons are getting new furniture” he calls out.
“Jacob got a new bike.”
“Oh look. Kevin’s parents are having sex.” Timmy says.
The dad shouts out from the bedroom, “how do you know they’re having sex?”
Timmy replies “he’s sitting out on the front porch with a popsicle.”
When a kid says " Daddy, I want mommy", that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."