"I don't want to be rude, but can I please hide under your dress? I'll explain later." Said the man.
"Go ahead", answered the nun.
Two high ranked army-officers walk up and ask the nun: "have you, by any coincidence, seen a soldier?"
After the officers disappear the soldier leaves the dress and says: "thank you so much! I don't want to go to Afghanistan! My apologies, but I got to say that you have a nice pair of legs."
The nun responded: "should have looked higher, you would have seen the nicest pair of balls. I also don't want to go to Afghanistan!"
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