The nun and the blind man.

A nun is taking a bath and hears a knock on the door. The nun asks, “Who is it?” A man replies, “It’s the blind man!” Thinking, oh he’s blind what harm could it do she then responds “Come in.” A man comes through the door with a utility belt around his waist and tape measure in hand. He looks at the nun and says “Nice tits, where you want the blinds?”