At McDonald’s in Guildford in Surrey
I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry
I had to act quick
To cool down my dick
So I stuck it into my McFlurry
Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 11, 2015
A limerick for Guildford in Surrey
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