Thứ Bảy, 7 tháng 11, 2015

Best lines when dealing with telemarketers

Some of the better ones

  • City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
  • Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
  • Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
  • Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
  • Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us

Anyone have more?

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