Marriage

Husband asking the wife:
-Darling, do you want to come with me to the gym?
-Are you saying I'm fat??
-No, I was just thinking that we should maybe...
-Are you saying I'm lazy??
-No, no! Calm down, I didn't say that..
-Why, you think I'm hysterical??
-No, I wasn't saying that..
-So you are calling me a liar now??
-God no! You know what, I go alone then.
-Wait a minute! Why do you want to go alone!?