The employee tells her the parrot has been living in a brothel (whorehouse) for a big part of his life. He learned some naughty words there, but he advised her to put a blanket on the parrot's cage for about 3 weeks, the parrot will soon forget the dirty talk. The employee even promised the woman a money back guarantee when she wouldn't be satisfied with the purchase.
The lady decides to purchase the parrot and brings him back home. As soon as she gets home she puts the blanket over the parrot's cage, after 3 weeks it's time to take the blanket off.
The parrot looks around the room and says: "You did some renovating ma'am? Looking good!"
A bit later the ladies' daughters walked in, and the parrot mentions: "I see you got some new girls too!?"
Later that day the lady's husband comes home and she hears the parrot's relieved voice saying: "Aaah finally, a familiar face!"
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