Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Hai, 28 tháng 8, 2017

Are you coming?

Teacher : What's wrong ? John: Our house is very small. My mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, John are you sleeping ? Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye" Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet. don't answer. The following morning John comes back with a severe black eye again. Teacher: My goodness, Why the black eye again ? John: Dad asked me again, John are you sleeping ? I shut up & kept dead still.Then my dad and my mom started moving, you know, at the same...

Chủ Nhật, 27 tháng 8, 2017

I'm glad I wasn't close to my dad when he died

He stepped on a landmine...

If Snapchat has taught me anything ....

.... it's that a lot of today's teens look better as farm animals....

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When the punchline becomes apparent....

A man walks into a bar and orders nine shots of jaegermeister.

"Why are you ordering so many?" asks the barman? "I just had my first blowjob" says the man. "Well shit, congratulations, have a tenth one on me!" "Thanks, but if nine doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will"....

I have a T-Rex who sells me guns.

He's a small arms dealer....

Why does McGregor love springtime so much?

Cause you just can't beat Mayweather....