...Bob quickly hopped over the fence and went into Tom's backyard to get his meal, but Tom walks outside and finds Bob trespassing.
"Hey, Bob! That duck is in MY property, and it is MINE."
"No way, Tom! I shot this duck fair and square. I shot it, so I eat it!"
"How about this," said Tom. "We both kick each other in the balls, back and forth, back and forth, and the first person to fall on the floor, loses, and has to give up the duck".
"That sounds reasonable. I have a high pain tolerance! Hit me with your best shot!" yelled Bob.
BOOM, Tom kicks Bob as hard as he can in the balls. Bob yells in pain, but he is still standing.
"Alright, so you kicked me in the balls, now it's my turn!" exclaimed Bob.
"Nah, man, it's cool, you can keep the duck."
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