He asks the barkeeper: 'Are there any brothels around? I am so fucking horny right now.'
The barkeeper says: 'Well, there are no brothels here, but we have Steve.'
The man says: 'Doesn't matter. How much?'
'80 bucks', says the barkeeper.
'So, how does it work? Do I give Steve the 80 bucks directly?'
'No', says the barkeeper, '40 bucks go to the mayor, because he doesn't like that.'
'So, I give Steve only $40.'
'No', says the barkeeper, 'you give 20 bucks to me, because I don't like that in here.'
'Then I'll give Steve the remaining 20 bucks?'
'No, you give Trevor and Andy 10 bucks each. They have to hold Steve, because he doesn't like that either.'
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