Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 9, 2019

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer...

“Sure” says the bartender, and turns around to grab one.

“Wow, what a great shirt” the man hears, not knowing where it came from.

“That watch is amazing, so classy” he hears again. This time he sees the nuts on the table talking to him.

“Wow I must be really tired, I better to go the bathroom and wash my face” says the man.

As he walks towards the bathroom, he swears he hears the jukebox talking to him, hurling insults. “That watch actually sucks” says the jukebox. “You’re cologne smells disgusting too”

Dumbfounded, the man washes his face and heads back to the bar. “Looks like something’s troubling you” says the bartender.

The man explains what he’s just been through, claiming he must be going crazy.

“Oh no, you’re not crazy” says the Bartender. “The peanuts are complimentary, but the jukebox is out of order”

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