There are 500 bricks on an airplane, one falls off

(Here's my favorite joke, cause it's cake day!)

There are 500 bricks on an airplane, one falls off. How many are left?

499.

Why do you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?

Because they're really good at it.

Why are the bottom of elephants' feet yellow?

So they're invisible when the flip upside down in a bowl of custard.

Why did the elephant paint it's nails red?

So it could hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating cherries.

What is the rumbling noise deep in the jungle?

Elephants falling out of trees.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?

It got hit by the first elephant.

Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did the duck die?

Because three elephants fell out of a tree and landed on top of it.

What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, put elephant in, and close fridge.

What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, and close fridge.

The Lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which one?

The giraffe. He's stuck in a refrigerator.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?

All of the alligators are at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyways. Why?

She got hit in the head by a flying brick.