"So, you produce a lot of waste during your ceremonies that could potentially be sold for profit but it's missing from your books, how do you account for that?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, the matzo bread you eat... It's awfully dry, it must surely leave a lot of crumbs... What do you do with that?"
"We just collect the crumbs, send them to IRS and within a year, they send us another full matzo."
"I see... And the last bits of the candles?"
"We collect them, send them to the IRS, they melt it down, and within a year, they send us a full candle."
"I see... And... And the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Well, we collect them, send them to IRS, and each year, they send us a big fucking dick like you."
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