Thứ Sáu, 11 tháng 1, 2019

My 5 year old son wouldnt eat his vegetables... NSFW

No matter what I tried he refused. One day it's time for his bath and he doesnt want to.

I ask him what I can do to make him take a bath and he says

"Take it with me."

I say "fuck it. I need a shower too".

We're in the middle of the shower when I notice he's staring at my dick.

"Daddy, why is your pee pee so big?"

And it hits me

"Because I eat my vegetables."

He's full on vegan now.

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