Rosy goes to Sunday school every week, but falls asleep every class!
One day, to “inadvertently” call her out on it, the teacher calls on Rosy and asks this question:
“Who created the universe as we know it to be?”
At this point, to just have a laugh, Rosy’s friend, Adam, sitting behind her, pokes her in the butt with a thumb tack!
Rosy wakes up in a frazzle, “GOD ALMIGHTY!”
The teacher says “yes, correct.”
Rosy, still confused after being rudely awoken, is asked another question: “What was the name of Gods son?”
Adam, giggling wildly to himself, pokes Rosy in the butt again!
Rosy screeches out “JESUS CHRIST!”
The teacher says “yes, correct.”
Finally, the teacher asks what she believes to be an impossible question: “What did Eve say to Adam after having their 43rd child?”
Adam, triumphantly, drives the thumbtack into Rosy’s backside yet again to then hear Rosy yell out
“Oh for fucks sake Adam, if you stick that thing in me one more time I’ll snap it in two!”
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