A guy tried his luck and went inside.
Guy: hey doc, my sense of taste is messed up
Quack: Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it
[guy drinks medicine]
Guy: [spits] fuck you, this is gasoline!
Quack: your sense of taste is now working. That will be $100
The guy, mad, paid and left, but returned two days after.
Guy: hey doc, i keep on forgetting things
Quack: Okay. Let me get the medicine from the second shelf and you'll drink one tablespoon of it
Guy: fuck you, that's gasoline!
Quack: your mental faculties have been restored. That will be $100
Duped a second time, the fuy angrily paid and left, but returned two days after.
Guy: hey doc, i cant see well.
Quack: [thinks for some time] Sorry i dont have a cure for that. A deal is a deal; here's the money as promised. [gets money from drawer and gives it to the guy]
Guy: wait a minute, this is 50 bucks
Quack: good! Your sight has become well. Give that back and pay me $100
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