Three men; a Russian, a swede, and a German have been arrested, and they've all been given a 6 month sentence.
Their warden however, is friendly and grants them all a 6 month supply of anything they want.
Upon hearing this, the Russian man jumps up in joy,
"I'll have some vodka!"
the German man isn't quite as excited, but he's still visibly happy,
"I will take zom beer, danke"
The swede scratches his non existant beard for a moment, before rising up,
"of course, I'll need cigarettes!"
The warden writes everything down, and brings the men everything they requested, before locking the men in their cells.
With something that they all enjoy, the six months pass by quite quickly for them.
........
Upon their release day, the German man, being punctual, is the first one to wake up an yelling over to the warden, soon walking out of his cell with his last beer in hand.
The Russian man isn't too demanding, as he gets out of his cell dancing trepak.
The swede, upon getting out of his cell, lets out a deep sigh as he look towards his friends,
"either of you got a light?"
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