John goes to the Postal Ministry for an interview for a job in the Postal Department.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"  He replies, "Yes - coffee."  "Have you ever been in the military service?  "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."  The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."  Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"  Johnl says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."  The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."  John is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"  "This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts. No point you coming in for that."