How to have sex

I heard this in Hindi atleast 20 years ago. sorry if it is long and doesn’t translate perfectly.

A man and a woman in a village get married and after few years they weren’t having a baby. Owing to family pressure to have a baby, the man decides to consult a temple priest.

The priest agrees to help him and visits him that night to see how he does “it”. Since the village doesn’t have electricity, priest asks the man to bring a lantern. The priest arrives that night and since it’s dark in the room, the man is ready with the lantern. The priest holds the lantern then asks him to do what he does. The priest notices that the man is doing clumsy things and clearly doesn’t know how to have sex. The priest asks the man to stop, come out of bed, hold the lantern and watch the priest do “it”. The man holds the lantern and watches as the priest goes down on her wife, with slow kisses and licks on her vagina , he slides to her breast and does some breast play. The woman, who was deprived of sex starts to enjoy and as soon as the priest puts his manhood into her womanhood, she moans in ecstasy and comes. The priest gets off the bed proudly and says this is how it’s done, i am sure you have learnt the art and if you repeat it multiple times then by god’s grace you will be blessed with a baby soon.

The priest then get transferred to another town far away and lives there for few years. He gets a chance to visit the village again after 5 years and decides to see that man. When he reaches his house he sees that there are 5 kids playing in his front yard. He is very happy to see the progress that man made.

He knocks the door and the same man opens the door and is very surprised and happy to see the priest. The priest then goes on to congratulate him on becoming a father and asks if the training helped.

The man says, “yeah that was easier than i thought. I just had to hold the lantern”