There once was a man with a 50 centimeter long schlong. He could not find any partners because it was too long. So he went to the Doctor’s office.
«Doctor, please help me! My penis is too long and I want it sportened, is there anything you can do?»
- «No.» said the doctor. «But.. There is a witch down by the swamp, surely she has any spells to shorten it!»
So the man went down to the swamp and spoke with the witch.
«Witch! Please help me, my penis is too long and I want it shortened, is there anything you can do?»
- «Ofcourse.» said the witch. «Go down to the swamp and ask the pink frog if she wants to marry you. If she says no, your penis will shrink by 10 centimeters.»
Amazed at what the witch said the man went down to the swamp and asked the frog if she wanted to marry him.
«No!» said the frog.
The man went home and measured his penis. «Wow! It’s only 40 centimeters, it really worked! But it’s still a bit too big.»
So the man went down to the swamp the next day and asked the frog the same question.
«No!» said the frog.
The man went home and measured his penis once again. «Wow! Now it’s 30 centimeters. Just 10centimeters more shortened and it’ll be perfect!»
So the man went down to the swamp for the last time.
«Do you want to marry me?»
The frog answered «No, no and bloody no! How many times do you have to keep asking?!»
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