Thứ Sáu, 16 tháng 7, 2021

One unfortunate night, a pregnant woman gets shot 3 times in the stomach,

She goes to the doctor and luckily everything was fine. She gave birth to triplets, all healthy. 2 girls and one boy.

......fast forward 15 years later......

One girl rushed to her mother and complained "mom, I was peeing today and a bullet came out" The mother sat her down and explained everything to her. The next day, the other girl came rushing to her mother with the same complaint "mom, i was peeing today and a bullet came out. Again, the mother sat her down and explained everything that happened. The next day the boy came rushing to his mother, "mom, you'll never guess what just happened". The mom replied "you were peeing and a bullet came out?" "What? No". Replied the boy "I was having a wank and I shot the dog

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