A Czechoslovakian man and a black man are walking through the woods. When they happened upon a male and a female bear. One of the bears runs to the Czechoslovakian and gobbles him up. The black man, in a panic runs to find help. He found two rangers. "You need to help me! My Czechoslovakian friend just got eaten by a bear!" The black man leads the two rangers to the scene of the incident. The first ranger asks him which bear. The black man replies, "The male." "Are you absolutely sure?" Asked the first ranger. "Positive!" Replied the black man.
The first ranger goes over to the female bear, kills her, and tears her stomach open. Sure enough, the Czechoslovakian was there.
Second ranger asks, "How did you know to check the female?" First ranger replies, "Don't you know that you never trust a black man when he says his Czech is in the male?"
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