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Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customar...
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After a week they were captured and put in jail. The Russians took the English spy, tied and tortured him and after 20 minutes he gave all ...
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While she was lyin...
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