Thứ Hai, 12 tháng 1, 2015

A woman hears a knock a her door...


She answers and a man is standing on her front porch.


"Hello" he says, "I'm your new neighbor. I'm obligated to inform you that I am a registered sex offender."


"This is totally unacceptable," she proclaims, "I'm calling my congressman!" And she slams the door.


A few seconds later there is another knock at the door. She opens the door and the same man is standing there.


"Hello, I'm your congressman."



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