Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 9, 2015

A boy and his grandpa are sitting on the porch...

Grandpa is sipping on a glass of whiskey when the boy asks him for a drink.

Grandpa asks, "Can you touch your dick to your asshole, boy?"

"No.", the boy replies. "Then no, you can't have any"

A few minutes later the boy comes back out and grandpa is smoking a cigar.

"Can I have a puff of your cigar, grandpa?"

Grandpa asks again, "Can you touch your dick to your asshole, boy?"

"I already told you I can't, grandpa", the boy replies and goes back in the house.

A few minutes later the boy comes back with a plate of cookies.

"Gimme one of them cookies, boy", grandpa demands.

"Can you touch your dick to your asshole, grandpa?"

"Well, as a matter of fact I can, boy."

"Good. Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me."

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