A hippie wants to have sex with a nun

So he figures, "What the hell, might as well try" and approaches the nun and asks to have sex.

"No thank you, I must save myself for God" the nun politely replies. At the next stop, she gets off the bus, and goes about her day.

The hippie, now in a slump, is walking off the bus when the bus driver taps him on the shoulder. "Hey, I saw what happened, and I think I can help."

Excitedly the hippie replies "Please, I really want to have sex with a nun!"

The driver leans in, "Ok buddy. Listen closely. Every Sunday night at 10:00, I drop that nun off at the cemetery where she prays to God for hours. If you disguise yourself as God, I guarantee you can convince her to have sex with you."

At this point the hippie is thinking, 'Right on, she's mine for the taking' and his morale has skyrocketed. He hands the driver a generous tip, and uses the rest of his money to buy a disguise.

Sunday night comes, and the hippie is decked out in a sparkling white robe, long grey wig and fake beard; and sure enough at 10:00, the nun arrives as promised.

Cautiously approaching her, the hippie reveals himself and says "Alas, it is I, God. I have come to answer your prayers, but first you must have sex with me!"

The nun, struck by awe, looks at the hippie and says "Yes my lord! But can we do anal so I can remain pure for you?"

'Home run' thinks the hippie. "Of course my child" he answers.

Soon enough, the hippie has finally had completed his quest of having sex with the nun, so he rips off his disguise and yells "AH-HA! ITS ME! THE HIPPIE!"

At that moment, the nun rips off her disguise and says "AH-HA! ITS ME! THE BUS DRIVER!"