Thứ Sáu, 17 tháng 5, 2019

A man stumbles upon a lamp on the beach, rubs it, and a genie comes out.

"I shall grant you three wishes- but keep in mind that anything you wish for, your mother-in-law will get the same, two-fold."

The man thinks. "OK. For my first wish, I'd like to have a villa with an ocean view."

The genie says "OK, but your mother-in-law will have two."

"That's fine," the man replies. "For my second wish, I'd like to have $20 million."

"Granted, but your mother-in-law will have $40 million."

The man nods.

"And your final wish?" the genie asks.

"For my final wish," the man begins, "I want you to scare me half to death."

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