A woman walks into the farmer’s market and says,

“I’d like to buy some tomatoes.”

The clerk says, “I’m sorry ma’am, but we’re all out of tomatoes, and won’t have any for a few days.”
So the woman leaves.

A few hours later, the same woman shows up and says, “I’d like to buy some tomatoes.”

The clerk says, “I apologize miss, but we’ll be out of tomatoes for the next few days. Actually, weren’t you in earlier today also? How about you give me your number and we’ll call when our shipment comes in.” So she gives him the number and leaves again.

Just before the market is getting ready to close, the same woman comes in again and says, “I’d like to buy some tomatoes”

The clerk, exasperated, pulls the woman aside and asks her, “Lady, what would you get if you took the sun out of a sunflower?

The woman, sort of confused thinks and then replies, “well, I guess you’d have just a flower.”

He says, “Great. Now, what would you get if you took the orange out of orange juice?”

The woman, proud of herself responds, “you’d have only juice.”

“Okay, good job. Now, what do you get if you take the fuck out of tomatoes?”

Perplexed, she finally responds, “wait a minute, there’s no fuck in tomatoes.”

He yells in her face, “That’s right, there’s no fuckin’ tomatoes!!!”