(This might be a repost, but my friend told me it and I thought it was funny.)
The boy's dad was shaving his beard, then accidentally cut himself. He was so surprised he yelled "Ass!" And the boy heard...
"Daddy, what does ass mean?"
"It means... beard."
Downstairs, the boys older sister was hanging coats on their coat rack, then accidentally stubbed her toe. She was so surprised she yelled "Shit!" And the boy heard...
"Big sis, what does shit mean?"
"It means... coat."
In their living room, the boy saw someone on the TV say angrily "Bitches and bastards!" And the boy heard...
"Auntie, what does bitches and bastards mean?"
"It means... boys and girls.
In their kitchen, the boy's mom was cooking a turkey, then accidentally burnt herself. She was so surprised she yelled "Fuck!" And the boy heard...
"Mom, what does fuck mean?"
"It means... cook."
The boy knew that company was coming over, so he opened the door for them.
He said, "Good afternoon bitches and bastards! You can go hang your shits on the coat rack and come in! Dad's shaving his ass and mom's fucking the turkey."
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