He meets up with the Devil and the Devil says “you know what, I’m feeling generous today. I’ll let you pick out your punishment. There are three doors here, and you must choose one. Since I’m feeling extra nice, I’ll let you see them first.”
The man goes up to door number one and sees a naked man with his arms and legs tied down being whipped without end. The man closes the door in shock and moves to door number two.
He opens door number two and see a man walking around barefoot on very sharp spikes with blood coming out every step. He closes that door too.
He moves on to door number three and finds an old, naked man getting his penis rubbed by a very beautiful woman. The man made his decision.
“Mr. Devil, I want this one. Door number three.” Says the man.
The Devil shrugs and says “Okay Samantha, your time is up. This guy’s gonna take over for you.”
(Stepdad told me this joke years ago. Barely thought about posting it here but idk if it’s popular or not. Also please tell me if I should mark it NFSW)
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