NSFW A farmer sells his peaches door to door

A peach farmer decides to sell his peaches door to door. He knocks on an apartment door and this gorgeous lady wearing a teddy opens the door.
The farmer stutters in surprise and asks if she would like some peaches. He shows her one and “says they are firm, subtle and very nice to the touch.”.
The lady drops a strap to show one of her breasts and asks “are they as firm, subtle and nice to touch as this”.
The farmer stutters “No”. The farmer then says in looking at the peaches “you can see how perfect and juicy they are”.
The lady lifts up her teddy a little to expose almost all her legs and ask “more perfect and juicy as all this?”
The farmer stutters “No”.

The lady grabs him and pulls him into the apartment and shuts the door while saying “shh, someone’s coming.”
She steps back a few steps and drops the teddy to the ground.
She asks” That in looking at this body, what do you think is the perfect part?”
The farmer stutters, “Your hearing!!” “My hearing” she screams.
He replies; :”Yes, ma’am, when you heard someone coming - it was me!”