Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 7, 2020

Wife and I making bird puns in bed

We were laying in bed, when I looked over and said "hey make like a bird and swallow this dick!" She smiled and pulled my pajama bottoms off. I closed my eyes awaiting bliss, when all of a sudden she repeatedly head butts my dick. After scrambling away and gasping in pain, I looked at her and exclaimed "what the hell!?" She smiled and said,

"I'm a wood pecker"

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