A guy is lost in the forest, when suddenly a vampire jumps from behind a tree

A guy is lost in the forest, when suddenly a vampire jumps from behind a tree. "I'm thirsty", says the vampire, "I'm going to to bite you in the neck and drink your blood!"

"Nooo!!!" cries the man, "Please don't! I have a wife and kids! I'm too young to die!"

"I don't care" says the vampire, "I still want your blood".

"Please, I beg you!" begs the man. "Have mercy! I'll give you anything. Let me live".

The vampire stops to think. "OK" he says. "I'm in a good mood today, so I will let you choose. Either I drink your blood or I fuck you in the ass".

The poor guy cries, but eventually decides that being fucked in the ass is better than having all his blood being drunk. He takes off his pants and the vampire fucks him in the ass.

After he is done, the man continues crying. "You can go now - I will not drink your blood" says the vampire, trying to cheer him up a bit. "Go back to your wife and kids. No one needs to know what happened".

The man continues crying. "What is someone saw us? I live in a small town. News will spread fast. Everyone will think I'm gay".

The vampire stops him: "You will have to deal with it. It's not the end of the world. Everyone thinks I'm a vampire - you don't see me crying".