Johnny is a smart boy who goes to elementary school. One day, his teacher asks "What is politics?" and he cannot answer. So he gets curious what it actually is and asks his father when he comes back home.
-Dad, what is politics?
-Well son, let me tell it in a way you will understand easier.
-I am listening dad.
-Who works and earns money in this house?
-You do.
-I am the capitalist regime, and who gets the money, and fulfill our needs by buying stuff and organizing the money usage?
-Mom does.
-She is the government. Who takes care of your little brother?
-Nanny.
-She is the worker class, your brother is our future and you are the public since our goal is to maintain your comfort and wealth.
Johnny memorizes everything his father said and then goes to bed. He wakes up to some weird noises. He realizes his brother is crying and when he goes next to him, he sees that his brother filled his diaper. He tries to wake his mom up but she doesn't wake up. Then when he walks through the living room, he sees his dad and his nanny having sex. They don't even see him passing through. When he turns back to his room, he notes down what he learnt.
-I think I understand what politics is now. Capitalism fucks the worker class while government is sleeping. The future is in full of shit and no one gives a damn about the public!
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