And starts conversation with a woman who was about his age. They're really hitting it off and the chemistry is strong, so after a couple drinks they start to open up to each other.
"I'm gonna be honest with you," says the man, "My wife recently divorced me so I'm on the rebound. I was just too kinky for her, she couldn't take it." Astounded, the woman says "Oh my gosh, what a coincidence! My divorce from my ex husband was finalized just last week for that exact same reason!"
At this point they decide to go back to the woman's house. She leads him up to the bedroom and things start getting hot and heavy. "Wait here, I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable", she tells him. So she slips into her bathroom and puts on all the bondage gear she can find and freshens up. After about 10 minutes she steps out of the bathroom and finds the man dressed and headed out the door.
"Wait, where are you going!?", she yells after him, "I thought you were into kinky shit?"
The man replies "I already fucked the cat and shit in the potted plant, I'm good".
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