Thứ Sáu, 2 tháng 12, 2016

A regular at a local bar is drinking heavily one night, and expectedly has a heart attack and dies.

The patrons are dismayed. They know someone’s got to call his wife, but no one feels up to the task.

The drunk at the end of the bar unexpectedly says he’ll do it, and he picks up the phone.

“Hello, is this Mrs Jamison? Ma'am…I have some good news, and some bad news for you”

“What’s that?” She asks suspiciously

“The bad news is your husband lost $20,000 to me playing poker.”

“What!” She screams. “I’m going to kill him!”

The drunk replies “Well, that’s the good news…”

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