George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump were all leaving Washington D.C. and going the same direction, so they decided to take Air Force 1.

Unfortunately, due to a mechanical malfunction, Air Force 1 crashed, killing all aboard.

So Bush, Obama, and Trump approached the pearly gates, where God sat on his throne.

“Tell me, what do you believe in?” God asked Mr. Bush.

“I believe in education and free trade,” was the reply.

“Excellent. Take a seat here on my right,” God said.

“Now tell me, Mr. Obama, what do you believe in?” God asked.

“I believe in equal rights for all and universal healthcare,” Obama replied.

“Very good. Take a seat to my left,” God instructed.

“And Mr. Trump, what do you believe in?” God queried.

“I believe you are sitting in my seat,” Trump shot back.