One day, a red fruit loop looked at himself in the mirror and said, "I need to become an orange fruit loop."

It was a daunting task. But after working out for two hours a day, with five-gram weights, and getting a degree in economics, wa-zaam! he was an orange fruit loop. But he was still hungry.

Again Looking at himself in the mirror, he said, "I need to become a yellow fruit loop." It was a daunting task, but after working out for two-and-a-half hours a day, with five-gram weights, and getting a phD in physics, wa-zaam! he was a yellow fruit loop. But he was still hungry.

Looking at himself in the mirror once again, he said, "I need to become a green fruit loop." It was certainly a daunting task. But green fruit loops lived a lavish life, with multiple cars and big houses. Simply put, he couldn't pass up the opportunity. But their was a risk: humans loved green fruit loops. Accepting the risk, he worked three hours a day, with five-gram weights, and became a famous musician. Wa-zaam! He was now a green fruit loop. But somehow, despite his now-lavish lifestyle, he was still hungry.

So, looking at himself in the mirror one day, he said, "I need to become a blue fruit loop." Yes, that's right, a blue fruit loop: the highest honor in all the lands. It took hard, hard work, and was a very daunting task indeed. And there was a risk: humans love, love blue fruit loops. But he was on a mission, and was committed on becoming a blue fruit loop, whatever it would take. He worked out six-hours a day, with ten-gram weights. He studied law and decided to run for president. He was a poet, an artist, a musician, a scientist, and a scholar. He even read some old Reddit post about the steps needed to become a monk and took seven years becoming that, too. And on Election Day, wa-zaam! he won the presidency, and became a blue fruit loop. He now had the best lifestyle achievable. He had was admired throughout the lands, was the president U.S.F.L. (United States of Fruit Loops), and had a beautiful family. So one day, he decided to celebrate with his family, and take his sons, Jake and Jim (two red fruit loops) to an amusement park. They had a blast. They tried all the games, slid down all the slides, and went on all the roller-coasters. But it was a hot day, and at the end of all the fun, Jake and Jim were both exhausted and dehydrated. "Can we go get some water, Dad?" they asked their blue-fruit-loop-father. "Sure, go ahead" their blue-fruit-loop-father replied. A few minutes later, Jake and Jim came back, with no water. "The water line is really long" they said. "Can we go get some lemonade?" "Sure," their father replied. But again they returned, with no lemonade. "The lemonade line is really long too!" they exclaimed. "Can we go get some fruit punch?" "Sure." their father replied. But at that very instant, a big fan of their father pulled him aside. "You know, you are the only fruit loop to ever achieve blue status." the fan said, shaking with excitement. "What's your secret to success?"

But at that very instant, his sons returned, both with gleaming smiles and fruit punches. "Great news!" they told their father. "There is no punch line."

Note: I heard this joke from a friend three years ago. Not sure if it's ever gone around Reddit, but I wouldn't be surprised.