Two old ladies were smoking a cigarette while waiting for a bus. It started to rain, so one of them took out a condom from her purse..

and cut off the tip, slipped it over cigarette and continued to smoke. Her friend saw this and said, 'Hey thats a good idea! What is it that you put over ur cigarette?' The other old lady said, "It's a condom". "A condom? Where do u get those?". The lady replied, "You can purchase them at pharmacy. When they both got back to their hometown, lady with all questions went to pharmacy and askrd the man at counter, "Do you sell condoms?" The pharmacist said "Yes" But he was surprised that this old woman is still sexually active. So he asked her, "What size do you want?" The old lady confused by question thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel".