They reach a clearing in the woods and spot a deer. The Czech aims his rifle to shoot, when a bear attacks them from behind and eats the Czech. The Jew, scared shitless, runs back to town and tells everyone what happened. After some discussion, the worried townsfolk form a hunting party to deal with the man-eating bear.
Upon returning to the clearing, the hunting party sees two bears fucking. They ask the Jew which one ate his friend, to which the Jew replies, "the male, definitely the male."
So one of the townsfolk shoots the male bear, causing the female to run away. They cut open the bear's stomach, only to find a rabbit and some berries.
Never trust a Jew when they tell you the Czech is in the male.
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